Man Rules

Man RulesTheMan RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally,the guys’ side of the story.( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)We always hear”the rules”From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “ON PURPOSE!1.   Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almostevery question.1. Come to us with a problemonlyif you want help solving it. That’s what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in anargument.In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.Don’t ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways andone of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do ityourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to sayduring commercials..1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows defaultsettings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not Acolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it willbe scratched.We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say”nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth thehassle.1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything youwear is fine… Really1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you areprepared to discuss such topics as baseball ormotor sports1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape.  RoundIS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s likecamping.Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh.If you liked what this guy has to say pass it on Clickhereto email this to a Widgets[Custom Motorcycle ] [Motorcycle News] [Motorcycle Tours ] [Motorcycle RacingNews] [OffRoad Motorcycles] [ContactUs]Copyright© Steel Horse MotorcycleNews.  May 15, 2012.

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